What am I doing?
Eating cottage cheese, washing the dinosaur, doodling C++ on scraps of paper, blogging ( with my left hand! ) on the same scrap of paper, considering listening to Eyes Open ( the album )…
I’m doing myriad other things, too. Do you get why I tweet so much?
So, switching hands to facilitate increased speed of communication…
I have two important things to blog about. The 1st ( which we’ll discuss later ) is RM. The latter ( which we’ll tackle first ) is my work’s desk.
I’m not entirely sure why, but whenever my phone sinks below the level of my desk the signal – quite magnificently – fails. It’s not because there’s a physical barrier ( I’ve txtd through my own body before ) so I’m testing other theories.
My current favorite is that my desk contains lead.
Lead ( Pb ) blocks signals from cell phones. At least, I’m assuming it does. After all, if a substance can block Superman’s xray vision, then surely it can block the rays of a … wait – the rays of a cell phone? What?! Lol, surely it can block the signal of a mobile. Obviously.
[ I'm going to tell you about the dinosaur before we move on to RM. ]
So…that’s the exciting of the magical desk properties. Not too magical, yes. But I know that, were he hovering over me, my intimates would be safe from Superman’s gorgeous baby blues. And I value that knowledge.
The dinosaur is actually interesting enough to warrant her own post. So… Onto RM!
RM is Randall Munroe. He is the genius behind my /favourite/ ( so favorite that it got representative tags as WELL as irl Italics! ) webcomic. I know you know xkcd ( I rant about it all the time*. ) but I had not, until today, seen the glory and magnificence that is Mr. Munroe.
His last name annoys the ____ out of me. But that’s okay.
Know why?
He’s a genius. And I :heart: him.
I’ve concocted several hair brained schemes to catch his attention, but I have no idea if it will be successful. I was marginally successful with Mr Vidal, mainly because I tweet @ him relentlessly. Mr Munroe does not have a twitter account ( that I’ve been able to locate ) so…I can’t really tweet at him till I’m blue in the fingers or have given myself carpal tunnel syndrome.
But I will do it. I WILL get his attention.
One day…
xxdruxx
[ *All the time is obviously relative since I never blog anymore -.-' ]