WOO! Hold onto your socks ( Especially if they’re baby pink and Beth gave them to you ) because I’m going to post the most massive photopost of all time, ever. And it’s all Dan’s fault. “You should take more pictures. No one ever really blogs anymore. Blah blah blah.” Well, it took a while to get around to it, but I’m once again skiving off physics and instead sharing my wonderful life in pictures with you.
YAY!
so…*gong* commence!

First and foremost. I actually found this term in the back of one of my text books, and I too a picture of it for Jon to see. I want to say that it was either one of the Histories or possibly a Government book. No! It was World History because I had to ask Coach if I could take a pic of it. The term was indeed Star Wars, but it was about Nuclear missiles or something. But it was Star Wars, that’s why I took it.

This is a mushroom Dad found in our yard. He checked it out and it was definitely a mushroom. It was really yummy too. Mom’s holding it.


Jon and I after Mama’s funeral. It was a good service and I cried so hard after I sang. I am so thankful for the help I had to hit those notes that day. ( I sang How Great Thou Art for those of you unable to attend. )

Saw this in Denton. Forced Jon to stop so I could take a picture. I want this van so much…

The most perfect guy ever. My friend, Jon. =) ( He’s the one who fulfills all the stuff on the wishlist. Isn’t he wonderful? He was digging a hole for the tree we got to Memorialize Mama and he was unimpressed that I made him pose for a photo. I like that shirt, too. )

The most awesome friend ever. Krista, the amazing. ^^ It says “Live to dance in the rain” i believe. This is from the epicdemic ( yes, an epidemic of epicness. I need to put that in the drictionary… ) that was our trip to Jupiter House.

This is Max’s nose. Isn’t it cute?

Flash on…

Flash off. It’s a pumpkin or vanilla scented candle that is on a burner thing so we don’t have to set it on fire and it’ll still smell delicious.

SALSA! And a really big container of it, too.

This is Copper Pig ( aka “Coppie” ) He holds Grandma’s coin collection and I inherited him. Isn’t that cool? I inherited something.

Chase once tried to steal this gargoyle. Not really steal…but he did transport him a long way down the drive-way. This is one of the only gargoyles I actually like. ^^

And this is his face. [ Mom collected gargoyles for a while. I don't know if she still is or not. But she brought them from England with her. ]

A random still life of keys, Frankenstein and the rose thing of Mama’s memorial. Yeah… I don’t really know. But I’ll pretend I do and everyone might think it’s artistic…maybe… xP

MY WATERMELON!!!! Sadly the zipper on it just died a few days ago. But this is my Watermelon change purse that I got with Lu and Jon when we went to Brighton. It served me well. And I still have the good luck coin thing that Lu gave us in it. Jon has his in his wallet still, I believe.

YES! SNIFF MY LEG MAX!!! DO IT……

Chris, the Christmas pig. She’s a girl. And a Piggy Bank. Like Coppie, but not copper.

Dad’s building a doll house. It’s conveniently located next to scenic “Back Door” and a wonderful Aloe Vera plant. Woo!

Welsh traditional national dress. Granny gave it to Grandma. ( Dad’s Mum to Mom’s Mom. )

Extremely interpretive. It may look like a Salt Shaker, but it’s actually about the transfer in the consideration of “wealth” and what hard work and wonky camera angles can do for you as a person… Or something like that, anyway.

This one I actually like for real. It’s a vase thing for flowers with Dragon Tears ( ie – flat marbles ) and water in it. I like the focusing. I like the picture.

From the “Orange Citrus Fruit” Collection. You saw piece one from my co-worker, Krista, yesterday night. Her’s was “Orange-on-Cup” mine is “Grapefruit-on-Grapefruit-on-Grapefruit-on-Basket-on-Island” Why are they called grapefruit? They don’t look like grapes, and they’re not small.

The underside of my wind chimes. They hang outside my door and warn me if people walk into them…

This is my bathroom sink drain. And I wouldn’t have included it, but I told Dan that I took this picture so I thought he should see it… ( You remember that this whole agonizingly long post is HIS fault, right? )

It’s a soda can. And I’m looking into it. WOOT!

Me as a pretty little child of about 5ish.

Me as a pretty little child of about 13ish.

The INSIDE of my microwave. Don’t worry, it wasn’t on. I set a timer on my camera and let it go off. I actually filmed that. Remember?

The ridiculously awesome star that Kasey drew on my hand for me. I kept it alive for like 5 days then it died. *cry*

Mommy and Daddy! We went to CiCi’s and were amazing.

Dad was trying to get Jon to smile. :p

It said “display” but it looked like just “Splay” to me. Which made me laugh. So I took a picture.

Alright, this one I actually have a memory to share with. When I was really young ( like that first picture of me in that poofy blue dress? ) we used to go to CiCi’s ( when it was only $2.99 ) after my pageants. Well, when I was little I used to love to use the Handicap Bathroom Stall ( it was a quite official name, actually ) for no real reason. I’ve often noticed other kids like to do that, too. I just wanted you all to look back fondly on a time in your life when you may have been sweet and innocent like that. So…yeah. Reflection over.

“Buy a yearbook or else… [ Rahmen will eat you. ]“

A close up of a pickle. I love that focus. And you can see my totally awesome nails of watermelon.

Chocolate lunch milk, yum!

Because that many E Numbers has to be artistic… =D ( English people get it, american’s don’t! Dan! Your job is to explain what E Numbers are to the american ones… ♥ you )

I’ll admit it. I did think of Porter.

My childhood home in Denton.

“Friendship”

One of my many Pepper hearts. This one at Braum’s. The second one I ever made. ( The first was at lunch. Colleen took a pic of it and made me happy. Krista took a better pic of this. I’m afraid this is just a phonto. ) I might start a collection of them…

It was a little kid toy Marine helmet. It looks like a yarmulke on me though…

We were at Wal-Mart, in the homewares/hardwares section.

But Piggy was not far. =)

Very nice lady with very nice eyeliner let me take this picture. Isn’t that COOL?! I love the star.

Krista’s hands. Playing a song. Being amazing. Cheering me up, if I remember. ( which is a pretty regular occurrence. =D )

LOL! Made me think of Krista. From the podium in my Government teacher’s room. WOOT!

Smoking is bad. I liked the way this looked though. The light blur makes it really cool ( in my opinion. And since I took it… He thought it was cool, too. ( don’t worry, it’s not Jon! ) )

Bright Green aviators…oh yes. Traded Drew for them. I ♥ them. It’s true. [ This is shockingly similar to my current Facebook picture. ]
And…last of all:

The picture that started all my random pictures. I thought it was really funny how it said “please eat me…” and I was talking to dan on the phone at the time. I think the conversation was something like “I’m going to take like a zillion pictures and put them all up on the blog. Then you won’t be able to complain ANYMORE.”
And so, the massive photopost of doom was born.
I hope you enjoyed it.
It took me like an hour, almost exactly, but I enjoyed…
xxdruxx