Horny

Dude. I’m so horny. This is kinda ridiculous.

I like the days when I got laid every day. Those were good times. Seriously.

Now I’m looking at once or twice a week, tops. That’s dumb and I hate it.

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7 thoughts on “Horny

  1. Twice a week sounds like pretty good going! :)
    Though I guess daily’s pretty impressive too, lol. Not sure I could possess that kind of stamina.

    I find it’s just being close to someone in general that deals with all those kind of desires. Like even just the occasional hug or even just holding someone’s hand is the most important thing, the rest is like cake icing.

      • I’m not so sure. I’m sure we can both agree, for one, that boobs are fascinating objects with their own unique jiggle physics… :P

          • Just lol’d embarrassingly loudly ^^ I miss being silly!

            I’ve decided now that the hottest thing ever is when you’re close to someone and can feel them kind of breathing differently. Err, not like asthma, but I mean like nervous, happy breathing. Y’know? That’s kinda nice :)

            • It’s extremely nice, yes. I enjoy that sensation against my ear.

              I’m going to sign into Y!M tomorrow morning and we’re gonna have a grand chat :D

              • Lol, that sounds agreeable ^^
                I haven’t logged onto Y!M since the Ancient Egyptians walked the dunes (pointlessly elaborate metaphor? Yes.) but if it all works I shall be on too :)

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