Dude. I would tumbl this if I had a tumblr:
Classy as fuck, non?
I call this girl an octopus
because she is all hands
Yeah, we fucked a couple times
but only cuz we’re friends
I really like her very much
but i don’t understand
Why when I told her he was mine
she went and fucked my man
This blog has been around for 6 years.
Thank you for sticking around x
adjective describing one as:
courageous, heroic, maliciously sly, witty, funny, outrageously good looking, OUTRAGEOUSLY good looking, apparently god’s gift to the world.
I asked Jade out. She said yes <3
Then we went all official on Facebook or whatever.
Then, apparently, her mom read like a zillion of my blog posts and became frightened because I talk about sex a lot. So that's fun. And awkward.
Hi Jade's Mom~!