Dude. I would tumbl this if I had a tumblr:


Classy as fuck, non?



I call this girl an octopus
because she is all hands
Yeah, we fucked a couple times
but only cuz we’re friends

I really like her very much
but i don’t understand
Why when I told her he was mine
she went and fucked my man

Awk Owl Wow


I asked Jade out. She said yes <3

Then we went all official on Facebook or whatever.

Then, apparently, her mom read like a zillion of my blog posts and became frightened because I talk about sex a lot. So that's fun. And awkward.

Hi Jade's Mom~!