Fiend

Dude. I would tumbl this if I had a tumblr:

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Classy as fuck, non?

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Octopodes

I call this girl an octopus
because she is all hands
Yeah, we fucked a couple times
but only cuz we’re friends

I really like her very much
but i don’t understand
Why when I told her he was mine
she went and fucked my man

Awk Owl Wow

So.

I asked Jade out. She said yes <3

Then we went all official on Facebook or whatever.

Then, apparently, her mom read like a zillion of my blog posts and became frightened because I talk about sex a lot. So that's fun. And awkward.

Hi Jade's Mom~!