I was walking down the street when, out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said “I never seen a man who looked so all alone. Could you use a little company? If you pay the right price your evening will be nice. you can go and send me on my way.”
I said “You’re such a sweet young thing, why do you do this to yourself?”
She looked at me and said “There ain’t no rest for the wicked. Money don’t grow on trees; I got bills to pay, mouths to feed. Ain’t nothing in this world for free.”