A List, by Dru Saxton
Wind – Tailwinds are okay. Except I live north of town. So any time there’s a tailwind, it means that things are getting colder. Headwinds are pure evil.
Cockroaches – Srsly. Go die.
Orange Pulp – And the little popcorn shells that get stuck in your teeth. Orange pulp is particularly nasty because it sticks to whatever you drank it out of and makes it hard to clean glasses.
Orgasms – Specifically every one he’s ever given to anyone but me. So, all of them.
Wind – I really don’t like wind.