Your creamy peanut butter – unless I’m out of crunchy and anything more delicious
Anything alcoholic – unless I’m depressed and it’s easily replaceable
Your meat – unless meat is a euphemism for dick
The last of anything – unless I’m really super pissed at you and you have pizza.
I’m probably gonna steal everything else. But you can use my food too! And if I use it, I’ll replace it :)