Drunk Advice From A God

the days are pouring nectar down my throat so thick and sweet that it makes my teeth brittle in exhalation to life

and he tastes like spiced wine, in-toxicating and scalding as he elevates me the way a lift carries you as high as you ask it as high as it’s able

He laughs: Burn Your Feet flying through inexorable hours you once spent languishing in despondence

Reach out with both your hands for Death and screech your joy when She recoils, smiling


Veganism: The one week experiment


Some backstory: shortly after I got back from the hospital after that whole attempted suicide thing, I took a challenge with my then-friend Bryson to be vegan for one week. We failed on day three because it was Valentine’s and we both felt like single shit and we ate some cheesecake. Because cheesecake.

Well, I owe it to myself to complete things. This is supposed to be the year that I finish projects, remember? SO I DID IT. I did one full week of veganism. Even the drinks I drinked [sic] were vegan. Great right?

I discovered some delicious new foods – like tempeh – and I felt great. This past sunday was the first day I could have dairy again and I’ve been sorta indiscriminate since then and suffered for it. I think I’m going to attempt to live in a reduced animal product world I feel so much better when I eat delicious raw fruits and vegges instead of cookies. I suppose that’s common sense, but shhh.

BJ and I made a stir fry with the tempeh. I might do the recipe? If we cook it again. I’ll want to share the pictures too I suppose.

Hail, Hydration

It’s a pun. Because I just saw CapAm2. Gods, that was a really good movie.

Everyone always jokes about how unpredictable Texas weather is. It’s totally not a joke. It can be terrifying. We had a pretty scary little storm this afternoon. As I haven’t told you, and you probably don’t know, I just got a new bike last week – my old new bike got stolen. That makes three of my bikes that have been stolen since 2010. – and got it all nice and fixed up on like Tuesday. The chain broke while I was in traffic and took a chunk out of my ankle, so I had to get that fixed, y’know?

Anyway, my bike was outside work in the hail and I wanted to save xir – my bike is non-binarily gendered – from getting crushed so I pulled on my jacket and hat like a boss and ran into the storm and took two d4 of ice damage. Now my ear is a little swollen and I have bruises all down my legs. I am sore all over from it; some of the chunks almost took off my glasses.

I’m thinking this means that Ragnarok is still on. I saw a post on tumblr saying that Ragnarok starts with a really prolonged and violent winter. So maybe the world IS ending after all. How exciting!

Anyway, excited to see what direction Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD takes after some of the events in The Winter Soldier. Should be good. I finally started and got caught up with SHIELD. I also got caught up with the new season of Hannibal, and watched the first season of NBC Dracula – that show’s great btw. Almost as good as Hannibal. Loved it.

Going to bed. Love you, or whatever. Stay safe in the weather. It’s mean.

Funny, funny things

me: *rummaging around looking for clothes*

me: *finds baby onesie purchased for friend*

me: *throws it at roommate, who I recently exclusively sleep with* Here

BJ: What’s this for?

me: Congratulations~

BJ: Congratulations? Oh you’re pregnant? Cool, who’s the father?


me: *dies laughing*


I’m healing! As in, I’m almost well. I have been doing the rest and fluids thing, and I’ve been steadily improving. Today I woke up and could breathe through my nose!! Best day ever. Now I’m having tea and preparing to have chicken soup. Smells so good.


Chicken soup for the stomach

I expect, and by expect I mean hope, that I’ll be well enough to celebrate Mardi Gras tomorrow night. Huzzah!

Now it’s time for soup, tea, and more Merlin marathon :)